Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on September 10, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Derek! Just like a fine Irish whiskey, you've aged gracefully—smooth yet spirited. Remember that shining silver from the 1997 World Games? Who could forget? Probably not you (or your opponents!). And hitting 200 caps for Ireland? Let's just say squash balls everywhere still tremble at your legacy.

Though your competitive playing days might be behind you, rumor has it you're still unbeatable when there's cake involved on your birthday! So here's to you, Derek Ryan—the man who gave meaning to squash glory and showed us all that an Irishman doesn't just chase gold; he makes silver sparkle brighter. Sláinte!