Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on March 18, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Derrick Bateman! From your unforgettable antics in WWE's NXT Season Four—where you charmed us all the way to the final three—to those hilarious backstage segments that made even stone-faced wrestlers crack a smile, you've always been wrestling’s king of comedic timing. Who else could turn elimination into entertainment gold?

Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer eliminations and more celebrations! May your year ahead be filled with victories sweeter than pinning an opponent after distracting them with sheer charisma alone. Keep bringing laughter and energy wherever you go; you're truly timeless (and ageless) inside—and outside—the ring!