39 years old (Born on January 10, 1986)
Happy Birthday, Des Abbott! You're the only guy who can gracefully juggle midfield duties and striking goals while making it look easier than blowing out birthday candles. Your bronze medal from Beijing 2008 still shines brighter than any cake topper—proof that your skills age better than fine wine!May this year bring you as much joy as scoring a winning goal in overtime. Keep inspiring us with your legendary moves on and off the field; after all, you're not just getting older—you’re leveling up to Olympic legend status! Cheers to another fantastic lap around life's hockey pitch!