Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on February 16, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Des Hasler! You've had an incredible run—four premierships with the mighty Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles no less. With moves smoother than your legendary hairdo, you've coached teams to victory and snagged yourself a Dally M Best Coach Award in 2012 along the way.

May your birthday be as timeless as your epic sideline tantrums—and unlike that clipboard you've famously tossed around, may today remain unbroken and whole. Keep charming the rugby league world with style unmatched by any halftime pep talk or locker-room wisdom.

Cheers to you, Des—the master of coaching brilliance combined with perfectly coiffed chaos!