Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on August 28, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Deshaun Thomas! Watching you dominate as an All-American at Ohio State was like seeing someone casually hitting game-winning buckets while the rest of us just struggled to tie our shoes. From lighting up scoreboards in Scarlet and Gray, right down to hearing your memorable name called by the Spurs on NBA Draft night—it’s clear greatness suits you well.

So here’s to a birthday filled with joy, laughter and maybe a friendly challenge: see if blowing out candles is easier than draining clutch shots from beyond the arc. Have an incredible day—you earned it, champ!