Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on December 15, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Desmond Bryant! From your fierce tackles with the Raiders to that impressive five-year deal you landed with the Browns in 2013—$34 million sure buys a lot of birthday cake. Your relentless energy on defense and those memorable sacks (15 in just your first five seasons!) made quarterbacks everywhere reconsider their career choices.

Here's hoping this year brings as much excitement as when opposing teams saw number 92 charging toward them at full speed. May today be filled with laughter, joy—and fewer bruises than you've handed out over the years! Cheers to another season of greatness off-field too!