Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on May 15, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Desmond Howard! You're one of the rare legends who can casually polish both a Heisman Trophy and Super Bowl MVP trophy on your mantle. From electrifying Michigan Stadium with that iconic "Heisman pose" to dazzling millions as you sprinted downfield for Green Bay in Super Bowl XXXI—your legacy is truly timeless.

Here's hoping this birthday brings more joy than returning punts untouched into end zones or reliving those unforgettable Wolverine victories. May your celebrations be filled with laughter, cake sweeter than victory over Ohio State, and memories brighter than Lambeau Field lights during championship glory days!