Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on February 19, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Destery Moore! From the hilarious antics on CapnDesDes to your legendary sketches with DesandNate, you've kept us laughing harder than we probably should admit. Your unique blend of humor and unapologetic weirdness has made Proper Perversions a timeless classic—seriously, who else could make awkwardness look so effortlessly cool?

Here's to another year of epic hair flips, unforgettable commentary, and viral moments that only you could pull off. May your birthday be filled with as much laughter as you've given us over the years—and may your future hold even more success (and fewer questionable life choices). Cheers!