Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on June 18, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Dexter Romweber! The man whose guitar riffs are so electrifying they could power a small city—or at least Jack White's entire career. From your wild days with Flat Duo Jets to inspiring generations of psychobilly rebels, you've proven that rockabilly isn't just music; it's an attitude (and occasionally questionable hairstyle choices).

Here's hoping this year brings you as much excitement and success as those legendary gigs where the amps nearly exploded from sheer awesomeness. Keep shredding strings and breaking hearts—because let's face it: nobody does timeless cool quite like Dexter Romweber.

Rock on forever—you magnificent musical madman!