Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on August 27, 1955)

Happy Birthday to the unforgettable Diana Scarwid! From your iconic portrayal of Christina Crawford in "Mommie Dearest," you've given us timeless moments that still make audiences laugh, gasp, and quote endlessly. Your ability to deliver lines with humor and intensity has cemented you as a beloved figure whose performances remain delightfully memorable.

Beyond this legendary role, your continued success on stage and screen showcases an enduring talent that's impossible not to admire. May today bring laughter brighter than wire hangers are forbidden—and may every birthday wish come true without any drama (or at least less dramatic than Joan's closet)!