Let's make this birthday one to remember.

85 years old (Born on January 30, 1941)

Happy Birthday to Dick Cheney, the man who redefined what it means to be a Vice President! From navigating complex political waters in Washington D.C. with unmatched precision, you've certainly left your mark—though we're still debating whether it's more of an imprint or a crater.

Your steadfast leadership during challenging times and ability to remain calm under pressure have become legendary. Whether you're remembered for that iconic stern glare or your uncanny knack for staying behind-the-scenes yet always influential, one thing is certain: birthdays come once every year—but legends like you are timeless. Cheers on another successful orbit around the sun!