Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on November 21, 1944)

Happy Birthday, Senator Durbin! As the Senate Majority Whip since 2007, you've whipped votes into shape with more finesse than a Chicago deep-dish pizza chef. Your leadership has been smoother than Illinois jazz and steadier than Lake Michigan waves.

From championing immigration reform to advocating tirelessly for healthcare access and criminal justice improvements, your dedication is legendary. You've navigated Capitol Hill politics longer—and arguably better—than most of us navigate Chicago traffic!

Here's wishing you another year filled with bipartisan victories (and fewer filibusters). May your birthday be as timelessly enjoyable as Wrigley Field on a sunny afternoon!