Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on April 26, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Dick Johnson! You're not just a legend on the track; you're proof that speed limits are merely suggestions. From your unforgettable Bathurst battles to clinching five Australian Touring Car Championships, you've shown us all how racing should be done—with grit, determination, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Even though you hung up your helmet in 2000, your legacy still zooms ahead faster than an XD Falcon down Conrod Straight. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as overtaking Brocky at Mount Panorama—without any kangaroos jumping onto the cake!

Cheers to another lap around life's circuit!