Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on June 24, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Diego Alves! You're the only goalkeeper who makes penalty takers reconsider their life choices. Ever since your debut with Atlético-MG in 2004 and stepping onto the international stage for Brazil in 2011, you've been giving strikers nightmares—and fans endless joy.

From spectacular saves to record-breaking penalty stops, your gloves have become legendary. Honestly, we're convinced you secretly enjoy watching forwards despair after yet another denied goal attempt.

Here's wishing you a birthday filled with laughter and celebration—just don't block any cake slices today like they're penalties! Keep being awesome; you're truly one keeper worth celebrating forever.