Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on May 01, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Diego Valeri! You're the midfield magician who turned Portland into your personal playground since 2013. With goals smoother than Argentine tango and assists sweeter than birthday cake frosting, you've made defenders dizzy and fans ecstatic.

From dazzling MLS crowds to proudly representing Argentina on the international stage since 2011, you’ve proven age is just a number—though we suspect you're secretly fueled by mate tea and pure soccer magic. May your celebrations today be as legendary as your Timbers MVP moments; here's hoping this year brings even more unforgettable highlights (and fewer yellow cards). Cheers to another timeless season ahead!