Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on February 17, 1942)

Happy Birthday to the delightfully sinister Dieter Laser! Whether stitching together unforgettable nightmares as Dr. Heiter in "The Human Centipede," or captivating audiences with your award-winning portrayal of John Glückstadt, you've always managed to leave us both terrified and thoroughly entertained.

From Professor Otto Blaettchen's scholarly charm in "The Ogre" to every chilling glance that made cinema history—your performances are legendary. May this birthday be filled with laughter (the non-evil kind), cake slices served individually rather than sewn together, and celebrations worthy of a star who has mastered making our skin crawl while keeping smiles on our faces!