Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on June 25, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Dikembe Mutombo! May your day be filled with joy and laughter—just like the countless times you've wagged that iconic finger after blocking shots. Your legendary defensive skills made opponents think twice before approaching the basket, turning "Not in my house!" into basketball's funniest catchphrase.

From dominating courts with the Houston Rockets to becoming a beloved humanitarian off-court, your legacy continues to inspire us all. Even today, no one dares challenge you at birthday cake defense—we're pretty sure you'd swat away candles if they dared flicker too close! Wishing you another year of happiness and endless blocked attempts at aging gracefully.