Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on March 28, 1990)

Happy birthday, Dimitry Imbongo! From dazzling fans since your 2012 MLS debut with the New England Revolution to showcasing that smooth French flair up front, you've proved yourself as a goalscoring maestro. Teams tremble when you step onto the pitch—even defenders secretly take notes!

Whether it was slicing through defenses or acing those clutch moments on match day, each goal reminded us why you're pure class (with just enough swag). Cheers to another season filled with epic celebrations and fewer offside whistles—though we know perfection can't be rushed.

Enjoy celebrating like it's stoppage time of your greatest victory yet.