Let's make this birthday one to remember.

92 years old (Born on October 17, 1932)

Happy Birthday, Professor Allen! May your day be brighter than a philosopher's epiphany and more delightful than finally finding the meaning of life hidden in footnotes. Your timeless wisdom has inspired countless students to ponder life's deepest questions—though we're still debating whether you secretly know all the answers.

From enlightening lectures at Princeton Theological Seminary to your brilliant writings that continue to challenge minds everywhere, you've proven philosophy can indeed have punchlines. Today we celebrate not just another year older, but another year wiser—and funnier too! Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as discovering Aristotle misplaced his sandals again.