Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on September 27, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Dion Lewis! From your dazzling days at Pittsburgh to sprinting into the NFL spotlight as a fifth-round pick in 2011, you've always known how to keep defenders guessing. Whether it was juking past opponents with the Eagles or charging ahead fearlessly for Cleveland, you made every carry count.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer tackles and more cake slices—because let's face it, dodging linebackers might be tough, but avoiding calories today should be optional. Keep running strong through life’s end zones; may this year bring you even greater victories than those unforgettable touchdowns of yours!