Let's make this birthday one to remember.

85 years old (Born on December 12, 1940)

Happy birthday to the legendary Dionne Warwick! You've gracefully walked on by another year, and we still haven't figured out if anyone truly knows the way to San Jose. Your timeless voice has serenaded generations, making us smile, dance, and occasionally wonder about directions.

From your classic hits like "Walk On By" to becoming Twitter's favorite witty auntie with your hilarious tweets—your charm never fades. Recently, you've reminded us all that age is just a number when it comes to sassiness and style.

Here's wishing you endless joy today; may your day be filled with laughter—and zero wrong turns toward San Jose!