Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on January 31, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Dituabanza Nsumbu! The rock-solid defender who's mastered the fine art of politely saying "not today" to any striker daring enough to approach your goal. Watching opponents desperately navigate around you is almost as entertaining as seeing them realize they'd just hit an unmovable wall — namely, you.

Your incredible dedication has shined brightly with every crisp tackle and heroic block you've made this season. Congolese fans smile wider each game day knowing their favorite defensive legend will gracefully (and occasionally humorously) deny attackers promoting goals on your watch. Here's wishing plenty more shutouts ahead—though sparing opposing forwards' self-esteem occasionally wouldn't hurt!

Enjoy the birthday celebrations!