Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on September 14, 1965)

Happy birthday, Dmitry Medvedev! From presiding over Russia to mastering the fine art of political eloquence, you've certainly proven that lawyers can indeed speak clearly—and politicians sometimes keep their promises. Your skillful navigation between politics and business reminds us all there's life after high office (and who knows—maybe even better perks!).

Here's wishing you a birthday filled with joyful reflections on your many milestones—from hosting global summits with poise, steering national decisions confidently as President and Prime Minister alike—to becoming perhaps one of history's most meme-friendly world leaders. May this day bring enough celebration to fill both chambers of parliament!