Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on May 24, 1956)

Happy Birthday to Dominic Grieve, the man who has balanced political grace and legal gravitas so seamlessly! Since becoming MP for Beaconsfield in 1997, you've tirelessly championed clarity over chaos—almost single-handedly making parliamentary debates watchable again.

From serving as Attorney General with unmatched poise to fearlessly advocating your principles even amidst turbulent times—you've earned cheers (and maybe a few groans!) from all sides of Westminster’s aisle.

On this birthday, may you celebrate without motions or amendments required; consider yourself officially pardoned from politics today. Cheers to another year that proves age only sharpens integrity—and wit!