Let's make this birthday one to remember.

94 years old (Born on June 16, 1930)

Happy Birthday, Dominick "Sonny Black" Napolitano! Here's hoping your special day is smoother than that time you thought Donnie Brasco was just another wiseguy from the neighborhood. Hey, we all make mistakes—yours just happened to involve an undercover FBI agent and a whole lot of cannolis.

But seriously, Dominick, you've always had style and charisma unmatched in Brooklyn. Whether you're running card games or keeping the crew in line (well...almost everyone), nobody does it quite like Sonny Black. May this birthday bring fewer surprises than your last big operation—and remember: trust cake more than new friends named Donnie!