Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on May 31, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Don! From your first kick with the Philadelphia Union back in 2013 to every goal you've scored since, you've always known how to keep fans on their toes. Your moves on the field are smoother than birthday cake frosting and quicker than candles blown out by a hungry striker.

Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as that unforgettable moment when you stepped onto an MLS pitch for the very first time. May your celebrations today be filled with laughter, good friends, and fewer yellow cards—because let's face it: you're already legendary enough without them!