Let's make this birthday one to remember.

85 years old (Born on December 03, 1939)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Don Calfa! Whether you’re cracking deadpan quips as Ernie Kaltenbrunner or calmly dealing with unruly zombies in "The Return of the Living Dead," your witty and humorous charm never fails to bring laughs—even when facing the undead apocalypse. Your comedic timing, paired perfectly with your eccentric embalmer persona, remains unforgettable years later.

Today we celebrate those quirky eyebrow raises, hilariously morbid dialogues, and iconic facial expressions that stole every scene you're in. May this birthday be filled with more joy (and fewer reanimated corpses) than ever before—thanks for all these timeless laughs!