Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on May 14, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Don Jones! You're the only strong safety who can leap tall receivers in a single bound and outrun wideouts like they're standing still. Ever since your blazing debut with the Miami Dolphins back in 2013, you've been making quarterbacks rethink their life choices. Arkansas State must have had rocket boosters hidden somewhere on campus because your speed is simply out of this world!

Here's to another year of defying gravity and leaving opponents scratching their helmets wondering how you did it again. May your birthday be filled with laughter, cake, and absolutely no penalty flags—because let's face it, nobody can catch you anyway!