Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on December 13, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Don! May your day be filled with cake that isn't creepy and candles whose flames aren't terrifying. Your marvelous knack for bringing spine-chilling tales to life in "Creepy Stories" (2008) and "Terrifying Tales" (2012) makes us wonder just slightly if it's safe to eat the birthday cake you've inspired.

Keep captivating us with your storytelling brilliance and cinematic flair, but remember: while scaring your audience is an admired talent, today you have our permission to relax— no hidden plot twists included. Wishing you a birthday that's spooky-good, utterly enjoyable, and definitely less alarming than your stories!