Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on November 19, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Don Ross—the most brilliant absent-minded professor we know! Your recent triumphs in research have astounded us all; who else could misplace their glasses while simultaneously solving complex equations? Watching you present groundbreaking theories with unmatched enthusiasm—only to realize halfway through that your notes were upside down—is truly inspiring.

Your ability to juggle profound insights and charming forgetfulness makes every moment memorable. Whether you're searching for keys already in your pocket or dazzling colleagues at conferences, you've mastered the art of brilliance wrapped neatly in delightful distraction. Here's wishing another year filled with laughter, success—and fewer misplaced coffee mugs!