Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on July 22, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Don Van Natta Jr.! From Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative journalism at The New York Times to captivating storytelling on ESPN, you've tackled more scoops than an ice cream parlor. Your relentless pursuit of truth has made headlines—and occasionally headaches—for those in power.

Whether unraveling sports scandals or exposing political intrigue, your reporting remains sharper and fresher than ever—much like Tom Brady's retirement announcements! Here's hoping this birthday brings you fewer deadlines and plenty of laughs; after all these years chasing stories around the globe, it's time for a day off (or at least cake between interviews). Cheers!