Let's make this birthday one to remember.

91 years old (Born on July 12, 1933)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Donald E. Westlake—a man whose imagination gave us unforgettably witty criminals, delightfully twisted plots, and a hundred reasons never to trust anyone named Parker! Your talent for turning gritty deception into page-turning hilarity deserves eternal applause.

Through classics like "The Hunter," inimitable charmers such as "The Grifters," or spine-chilling thrillers including "The Stepfather," your words continue captivating readers young and old alike. With over 100 books beneath your belt (did you even have time left-over for birthday cake?), you've stolen our hearts almost effortlessly—no elaborate heist required!

Cheers once again; here's hoping heaven installed a bigger bookshelf just for you!