Let's make this birthday one to remember.

92 years old (Born on July 09, 1932)

Happy Birthday to Donald Rumsfeld, the man who famously reminded us about "known knowns," "known unknowns," and those tricky little "unknown unknowns." Your linguistic gymnastics have kept political analysts scratching their heads—and smiling—for decades.

From serving as both the 13th and 21st U.S. Secretary of Defense (because once just wasn't enough), your career has been nothing short of memorable. Whether navigating complex global challenges or charmingly confusing reporters with philosophical musings, you've certainly left an unforgettable mark on history.

Here's wishing you a birthday filled only with pleasant known-known surprises—no unknown-unknown party crashers allowed!