34 years old (Born on August 18, 1990)
Happy Birthday, Dontari Poe! You've tackled more quarterbacks than most people tackle Netflix shows. Since bulldozing your way into the NFL in 2012 with the Chiefs, you've consistently crushed it—literally—earning a Pro Bowl nod and second-team All-Pro honors by just your second year.From fearless nose tackles to surprising trick plays (remember that iconic touchdown pass?), you're proof big guys can have moves too. On this special day, here's hoping your birthday cake is easier to handle than the offensive linemen you've flattened over the years. Have an epic celebration—you've definitely earned MVP status off-field today!