Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on October 31, 1969)

Happy birthday to Dorothy Dietrich, the dazzling woman who made escaping from straitjackets look easier than escaping awkward dinner conversations! Your astonishing feats continue inspiring us; after all, catching a speeding bullet in your mouth isn’t just impressive—it sets impossibly high standards on anyone attempting party tricks.

Here's wishing you another incredible year filled with jaw-dropping escapes and adventures worth celebrating. You've astounded audiences worldwide by defying logic (and physics!), bringing magic into our lives. May this next chapter be as unforgettable and exciting as that legendary moment when you proved beyond doubt: Wonder Woman definitely wears handcuffs better!