Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on June 24, 1980)

Happy birthday, Doug Bernier! You're the ultimate utility hero — stepping up boldly on whichever patch of grass or dirt needed you most. Who could forget your classic MLB debut with the Rockies back in 2008? You might not have smashed records, but hey—you've certainly crushed opportunities wherever you've played.

Then came that memorable run with the Twins in 2013—proving not only that life's second chances can come to those who hustle, but also cementing your legacy as baseball’s Swiss Army knife (with better hair). Here's hoping today you're celebrating your greatest talent yet: aging gracefully and humorously. Happy Birthday, Doug!