Let's make this birthday one to remember.

86 years old (Born on November 23, 1938)

Happy Birthday, Doug Morris! You've conquered the music world twice—first at Universal Music Group and then Sony Music Entertainment. Clearly, one CEO role wasn't enough; you had to remix your success with an encore performance. And let's not forget VEVO—you didn't just change how we watch music videos; you made procrastination stylish again!

Here's wishing a fantastic birthday to the man who turned boardrooms into hit factories and streaming services into global dance floors. May your day be filled with chart-topping joy, platinum-level laughs, and absolutely zero buffering moments—because legends like you deserve nothing less than high-definition happiness!