Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on March 25, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Doug Stanhope! Another year older and still brilliantly offending sensibilities everywhere. From your razor-sharp stand-up specials to your brutally honest books, you've proven that comedy isn't just about laughs—it's also about making people squirm uncomfortably in their seats.

Whether you're hilariously dissecting society's absurdities or boldly confronting life's darkest corners, you remain unapologetically authentic. Here's hoping this birthday brings plenty of questionable decisions, memorable hangovers, and enough comedic inspiration for another round of legendary rants. Cheers to the man who makes cynicism charmingly timeless—may your wit stay sharp and your liver resilient!