Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on October 29, 1969)

Happy birthday to the one and only Dougie Brown–the cricketing sensation who can proudly claim he bowled out batsmen for both England AND Scotland! You've swung between national teams as effortlessly as your bat swings through midwicket.

Whether it was your crafty bowling or clutch batting, fans still chuckle remembering how easily you switched loyalties—doubling international accomplishments without doubling age, thankfully!

Here's wishing many more years of epic innings and hilarious stories about convincing teammates which anthem to sing before matches. Keep shining just like your best all-round performances on pitch; you're officially a timeless cricketer with double bragging rights!