Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on September 30, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Drew Beckie! From your first MLS steps with Columbus Crew in 2013 to becoming Canada's steadfast defender, you've tackled opponents and birthdays alike—always gracefully avoiding red cards (well, mostly). Your defensive moves are smoother than maple syrup on pancakes!

Here's hoping this year brings you as many victories as tackles made. May your celebrations be epic enough to rival the excitement of a last-minute clearance off the goal line. Keep defending like a champ and aging like fine Canadian whiskey—stronger each season.

Cheers to another fantastic year ahead filled with laughter, success—and fewer yellow cards!