Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on February 22, 1947)

Happy Birthday, Drew Darby! Celebrating another spin around the sun with more skill than drawing legislative district maps—you've expertly navigated through complex committees like Texas Higher Education and House Redistricting. If grace under pressure were an Olympic sport, you'd have a stack of gold medals right next to your law books.

From championing education initiatives to mastering the intricate art of redistricting (a task rumored tougher than herding cats in cowboy boots), you've earned bipartisan respect and admiration. May this birthday bring laughter equal to those marathon committee sessions—and far fewer amendments attached. Cheers on your special day!