Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on May 26, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Drew McWeeny! Here's to the man who never met a cinematic controversy he wouldn't embrace—or ignite. Your fearless critiques have sparked countless popcorn-flying debates and left more movie executives pacing nervously around their boardrooms than any film script ever could.

But let's not forget your talent behind the camera: "Prolife" still scares us silly into reconsidering every doctor's appointment we've made since seeing it. So celebrate big today—because having Hollywood simultaneously fear you, respect you, and secretly binge-read your latest reviews truly is an art form worthy of applause (or maybe tomatoes). Cheers to another unforgettable year ahead!