Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on October 29, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Drew Rosenhaus! The shark who truly never sleeps—unless negotiating in his dreams counts too. From fearless contract dealings to relentless advocacy for your players, you've turned wheeling and dealing into an art form we all secretly admire (and sometimes dread!). Your knack for turning locker room whispers into booming headlines remains unmatched.

Here's wishing the best sports agent around continued success—with deals sweeter than ever before and fewer sleepless nights spent chasing contracts (hey, even sharks deserve rest occasionally). May you celebrate today like closing another legendary negotiation: fierce yet fair—and with a very big slice of cake!