Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on May 06, 1987)

Happy birthday, Dries Mertens! The winger who swapped Dutch waffles for Neapolitan pizza back in 2013 and never looked back. Your dazzling footwork has left defenders dizzy, fans ecstatic, and goalkeepers questioning their career choices. From PSV to Napoli—your journey is as legendary as your celebrations.

Whether lighting up Serie A or proudly representing Belgium since 2011, you've consistently delivered unforgettable moments on the pitch. May your goals continue flowing like fine Italian espresso shots—strong and plentiful!

Here's wishing you another year filled with spectacular strikes, endless energy down the wing—and fewer yellow cards for excessive celebration!