Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on April 29, 1943)

Happy birthday, Duane! Another year older and yet you're still giving Oscar-worthy performances—it's impressive how you convincingly pull off being surprised every single time the waiter brings out your cake. Your incredible dedication to acting is unmatched.

Your recent roles have showcased a charm only someone with seven epic years of professional practice can carry—that unforgettable moment when audiences couldn't stop laughing at your perfectly timed jokes or held their breath during that intense courtroom scene was phenomenal. Keep taking center stage in life; we can't wait for another season of blockbuster laughs and standing ovations ahead!