Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on December 27, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Duncan Ferguson! The man who terrified defenders and goalkeepers alike—rumor has it some still check under their beds for you at night. Your 42 goals from '94 to '98 weren't just numbers; they were legendary tales Everton fans proudly retell (and exaggerate) every year.

From your towering headers to those passionate celebrations, you've given us memories that age better than fine wine—or perhaps a good Scottish whisky. Even after hanging up your boots in 2006 following six unforgettable final years with the Toffees, you're still Everton royalty.

Here's hoping today brings fewer red cards and more cake slices!