Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on January 17, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Dustin Belisle—Egyptian legend extraordinaire! From building epic sandcastles by the Nile to impressing everyone with your unmatched pyramid jokes, you've truly had a phenomenal year. Your latest success outshines even King Tut's golden treasures; whether it's mastering that tricky project at work or charming us all with your hilarious wit during gatherings.

Keep being you—with laughter brighter than desert sunshine and adventures more impressive than hieroglyphic mysteries. May this birthday be timelessly memorable, filled with joy as abundant as grains of Sahara sand and celebrations bigger than ancient Egyptian feasts. You're legendary indeed!

Enjoy your day!