Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on March 27, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Dustin Byfuglien! You're the only NHL player who can make opponents reconsider their career choices with just one hit. Ever since your unforgettable All-Star debut in 2011 representing Winnipeg Jets, you've been skating circles around rivals and redefining what it means to be a powerhouse on ice.

From epic slapshots that left goalies trembling to those legendary body checks fans still replay today—your highlights reel is basically an action-comedy blockbuster. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as watching opposing forwards nervously glance over their shoulders whenever you're near!

Keep being awesome, Big Buff—we salute you!