Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on May 07, 1975)

Happy Birthday Dustin Fletcher! You're proof that age is just a number—though your legendary torpedo punts probably travel further than most of us jog in a week. It's incredible how you can still send the ball soaring like it's got wings, providing classic footy entertainment since forever.

Congratulations on an epic career highlighted by your All-Australian selections back in 2000 and again in 2007—we’re convinced you're powered purely by determination (and possibly magic). May this birthday bring laughter, cake, and another year to perfect those trademark torpedo kicks no one else could copy if they tried!