42 years old (Born on September 28, 1982)
Happy birthday, Dustin Penner! Legend has it that every candle on your cake represents yet another defender you've muscled out of position or goalie made speechless by one of your unforgettable playoff goals. Your heroics with the Kings, especially hoisting the Stanley Cup in 2012, remain as legendary as your epic appetite for pancakes. May today be filled with laughs bigger than a hockey player's dental bill!Keep rolling through life stronger and smoother than you ever skated across the Staples Center ice—remembering you're not just getting older; you're moving into "vintage all-star" status. Cheers to more great milestones ahead!